The Two Rich Men
There were two rich men walking into a bar. They ordered their drinks and finished them. When they finished the first one said, I'll pay, dont worry. Then the second one said, No its fine, I'll pay. Then they continued and soon it turned into a fight. The person who owns the bar said, I'll get two buckets of water and who ever takes a breath loses and the other one gets to pay. So he got two bucket of water. He set them down and said, Go! Then they both put their heads in the water.
Who do you think won
They both died.
MORAL Both of them wanted to pay so much, each other thought that they were going to give up!
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