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The Drinking Contest


Three men are debating which one of them can get the most drunk. They decide that theyll go drinking that night and they return in the morning to share their stories.

The first man says, Guys, I got so drunk that I blacked out.

The second man says, Guys, I got so drunk that I blew chunks.

The third man says, Guys, I got so drunk that I burned my house down.

So I guess that means I won, right

The second man replies, No, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog.

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Joke Submitted by: Alan